observe your breath...not your neighbor

Tonight, during the last twenty minutes of class, my professor decided to demonstrate a relaxation exercise.  Really?  Really?  After listening to three hours of lecture, you want twenty exhausted people to sit still in little plastic chairs, close their eyes, and observe their breath?  Okay, but don't act surprised when we all topple like dominoes because one student (your favorite, I'm sure) gets a little too "deep in meditation."  Oh, and also, cute guy in class whose name I don't know but whose blue button down shirt is my favorite, if I happen to casually lay my head on your shoulder, pay no attention...it's totally an accident!