Here's a little preview of what my ski trip has been like so far:
On the first day, my ski instructor informed me that my pants were not meant to be worn as outerwear...they are aparently a base layer. Good thing he told me this at the beginning of the day so I felt like an idiot for 6 more hours. A very cold idiot.
Armed with some new ski pants, I hit the bunny slopes this morning looking oh-so-sporty. And then I almost hit about 57 people waiting in the lift lines. Imagine me flying down a hill, out of countrol and attempting to do "the wedge," yelling "SORRY!" as I slide about half an inch to the left of the lift line and fall in perfect hurdle stance, taking down a mesh fence in the process. As if I didn't already feel ridiculous, the lady next to me decided she would be funny and yell, "Hey, this girl's trying to cut in line!"
Yep. I'm a natural. Cross your fingers for a safe day on the real slopes tomorrow...especially if you're on them with me!
I thought you should know I laughed until I cried (at your expense) when I read this.
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