not this girl

In the past 12 hours, I definitely did not...

eat approximately 7 donut holes, 3 pieces of cake, and a giant chocolate chip cookie.

sport some boyfriend jeans that maybe fit a little more like jeggings now.

perform my old half-time field entrance routine in the conference room at work.

get into a heated debate about the details of the proposals in Bride Wars and He's Just Not That Into You (Dare to challenge my chick flick knowledge?!).

receive a final notice for toll violations in the amount of $128.80 (only $3.30 of which were actual toll prices).

take the first bite of someone else's lunch.

convince myself that six sit-ups is a decent workout.

go to Half Price Books in search of textbooks and leave with Catch Phrase and The Office Trivia Game.

buy a purse and consequently have no money to put in it.

send a text message to myself to remind me to do something and then legitimately get excited when my phone beeped...only to realize it was me.

help explain the ins and outs of Hannah Montana versus Miley Cyrus to a somewhat confused fan.

giggle at an old Johnson Boat commercial.

jet over to a friend's house for movie night in lieu of my evening plans to go for a run, clean house, and lesson plan.

Nope!  Not this girl!  But that girl sure does sound like fun!