Risked being late to work so I could use the hot rollers this morning. When I got home and did the "What did I look like all day?" survey in the mirror (don't pretend you don't do it), I was surprised to find that the left side of my head was much more excited about being curly than was the right side. And because I am a nerd and a half, a little parody of one of John Mayer's greatest hits began a brewing underneath my bouncing curls and limp locks. If you're familiar with "Half of my Heart," feel free to sing along!
Half of my hair is two inches shorter than the other
Half of my hair falls flat
Half of my hair is a masterpiece of loops and curls
The other half needs a hat
Half of my hair needs a picture taken
Half of my hair should hide
Half of my hair would be way jealous
If it caught sight of the other side
Ooooh, half of my hair...
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