Be-leaf it or not!

Right now, if I could do anything in place of sleep and still be rejuvenated and refreshed tomorrow, I would go to the grocery store.  Not go to the movies.  Not ride my bike through the park.  Not hang out with friends at a restaurant or bar.  Not stay up all night giggling at a friend's house.  Nope.  I would go to the grocery store.  And you know what I would buy?  Lettuce.  Lots and lots of lettuce.  Because the only thing that sounds better than a bed right now is a giant, neverending salad.  Should I be worried about myself right now?